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Vampires Mashup with Umpires for the Next TV Trend

Television is drawing new blood from the legends of Transylvania, combining vampires and umpires to create the next big viewing trend. “We knew the vampire concept was losing steam when retail sales...

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Satirist thanks BP for creating eyeless shrimp

By Stephen C. Webster Friday, June 15, 2012 15:01 EDT BP is still in the Gulf of Mexico, and they want… cookies, according to satirist Andy Cobb and his team of political comedians. In a spoof of the...

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Obama Dumps Biden; Names Apple's Siri As His Running Mate

Washington, DC — Faced with declining poll numbers and a withering economy, President Barack Obama has dropped Vice President Joe Biden from the Democratic presidential election ticket, selecting...

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I hope this doesn't cause offence.

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Citing Numerous Reasons "God" Quit's Today!

In a brief press conference "God" announced his retirement today citing the following reasons. 1. Very tired of being constantly disturbed with people asking him for stuff especially on his (Sunday)...

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Stephen Colbert: Thinking About 'Fast and Furious' Makes Me 'Quickly Angry'

Colbert expertly pointing out the Republican hypocrisy! Clink on the link for video! Stephen Colbert weighed in on what he called "the biggest scandal that he had ever forgotten about" which "luckily...

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Right-Wingers Create Yet a NEW Crisis: Flipping Off A Picture of The Great...

Conservative cretins are in an up-roar over an act of freedom of speech. They just about stop short of taking a huge d**p on President Obama's image daily: Actually I would rater have a few beers and...

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Holder Admits to 'Fast and Furious' Foul-Up: 'We Forgot the Drugs'

Washington DC — Under mounting pressure to disclose more details about the government’s Fast and Furious gun-running fiasco, Attorney General Eric Holder revealed today that the effort failed because...

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A day at the beach: Politicians in their bathing suits

By Carrie Mihalcik / current.com Memorial Day kicks off the unofficial start of summer and First Lady Michelle Obama shares a common summertime fear with the rest of us: putting on a bathing suit in...

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Pope Launches 'Moses' - New Holy-Tasking Tablet for Catholics

Vatican City — Dressed more like Steve Jobs than St. Steven, Pope Benedict XVI introduced the Catholic Church’s answer to Apple’s iPad today, devoting his audience in St. Peter’s Square to the global...

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#FOXfail, #CNNfail Media's Failure right before the Nations eye!

You can't make this shit up! It was FOX News and CNN's "Dewey Defeats Truman" moment. Reporting the Supreme Court's decision on Obama's health care law, both CNN and Fox News rushed dead-wrong...

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Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot

New York - After years of burning through trillions of taxpayer dollars, the US Department of Homeland Security has finally scored. The agency shut down an elaborate terrorist operation that would...

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Obama, Romney My Way

Just Because. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=944lyhz8aGQ&feature=youtu.be added by: jackhole   12 comments

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Caged for Compliance!

While attempting to get video footage of a Nashua, NH Joe Biden visit, free-stater and liberty activist Dave Ridley was ordered off the premises by police officers. When he kept filming while...

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GOD: Great Job On Finding My Particle!

God, the author of The Last Testament: A Memoir, took some time off from helping Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin to thank the scientists for helping him find that particle that he’s been missing for...

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Caged for Compliance!

While attempting to get video footage of a Nashua, NH Joe Biden visit, free-stater and liberty activist Dave Ridley was ordered off the premises by police officers. When he kept filming while...

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Mitt Romney Keeping Several Offshore Wives in the Cayman Islands !

The many Wives theory is picking up steam....... Authorities in the Cayman Islands are remaining mum after reports have surfaced this week indicating that in addition to the large sums of money Mitt...

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Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

DC - Your money isn’t good here anymore. A new ruling by the Federal Reserve prohibits Americans from “owning, possessing or utilizing” money, in any shape or form, under the threat of life...

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Rio+ Death

Another sweltering summer, another sorry summit. I try to break it down, but it's already broken. http://youtu.be/ZmVZws4nWTs added by: laughtonotcry   0 comments

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Obama Spoof: Got ’99 Problems, But Mitt Ain’t One’ (VIDEO)

This is one of the funniest things we've seen in a while! Don't mess with the Big O... http://veracitystew.com/?p=38952 added by: StewSteve   0 comments

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